I Became Stalin chapter 288

I became Stalin chapter 288

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“Whew… I have to go to work now.”

“Goodbye, honey!”

In a uniform that did not fit well, Nikolai left his nest, the slightly larger Khrushchevka. He held in his hand a large thermos full of Ice Khrushchev. Katia reached the doorway as usual and waved at him as he left.

“Dad! Bye!”

“Yeah, Stars. Do I have to listen to the teacher in kindergarten?”

And his already grown son, young Stanislav, clings to his mother and bows to his father as he leaves.

When did that goose grow like that? Katia was knitting every day and making a new sweater for Stars, but the little ones were growing day by day.

Well, when General Tustar’s salary is about the same, there will be no shortage of clothes for the children, but Katia’s diligence is still there, so she wants to make clothes for her husband and children.

“Salute to Comrade General!”

“Um, um. Good morning today.”

“Thank you comrade!”

His subordinates saluted Nikolai today as well, with a strong flag. Although it was overly burdensome, Nikolai maintained a calm attitude as much as possible, knowing that the more he paid, the more uncomfortable his subordinates became.

However, his subordinates had already been surprised once, so they only showed a solemn, solemn attitude in front of Nikolai. Every time his eyes passed by, he was startled.

Of course, there were things that I had to do, so I couldn’t help it.

‘Huh… Oh yeah… You’re a castration craftsman… .’

* * *

This was the beginning of the work.

“Howdy! Aren’t you new here? We’re having a drink now, let’s go have a drink together!”

“?!?!?”

Whilst entering the neighborhood with a basket of groceries for Katia as an errand for Katia, Nikolai ran into a group of half-drunk soldiers.

While trying to avoid KFC’s chicken burger while murmuring, Nikolai panicked when he grabbed his arm and dragged him to see if he knew his face.

“that… What do you mean?”

“No, it’s definitely the face I saw in the army… .”

Oh, you see.

Judging by the ranks, they were young officers who were about the same age as a captain to a major. Nikolai tilted his head, as if he had actually seen him at his new assignment.

He had such a young face and was wearing nothing but a sweater and a thick coat made by Katia, rather than a flashy medal, so he didn’t think he was the general comrade himself. Nikolai, who smiled inwardly, tried to politely refuse, but the half-drunk soldiers grabbed his arm and dragged him.

“Gazuaaaaaaaah!”

“Drink! Let’s vomit!”

‘No! I will make a second one!’

Nikolai thought so, but also missed a drink while in India, and decided to follow along to see what the young officers were thinking.

“That… Rum, let’s just have one drink.”

“Hey ah ah ah! One more drink! One more drink!”

After all, there is no change in the fact that Gunbari drink well. Even when I was a soldier, if I had to go on vacation to the rear, it seems like yesterday that I ate my nose crooked, but somehow I became a general. To be honest, I think it would be a good idea to be with captains who are roughly this level.

Upon entering the pub, the chubby owner greeted us warmly. Seeing everyone knew their names, I thought they would come quite often.

“Howdy! Captain Kirov! Major Markov! No, I drank like that yesterday too… Who is this? It’s like a first screen.”

“Ah, um… I am the newly appointed Captain Stanislav Petrov.”

sorry son Nikolai shook hands with people one by one, naming his son. The owner of the bar peeked under his nose with his red, plump finger, then glanced at Nikolai up and down.

“It was not a soldier… What the heck, you look like a theater actor, but was it your captain? Haha, don’t feel bad. Normal soldiers look ugly… It’s because Captain-sama looks so docile!”

“Hahaha… Thank you.”

Well, Nikolai knew that he lacked experience and bureaucracy. His superior, the middle-aged lieutenant general, said that putting a 10kg pebbles on his stomach would make him look better in character and dignity, but the yangban didn’t seem to know how to see his fat upper head from below.

Of course, there were few people who ignored him, thanks to the numerous medals flashing from his chest when he was dressed in uniform.

It’s like there’s not enough space on my chest because I’m wearing some chakras or something like that, given to me by a nobleman in India. Even if the soldiers were young, no, they knew that it was more difficult to get that medal as they were young.

“character! Let’s have a drink!”

“Ah, thank you.”

“character… then… For our Captain Petrov’s armor! Cheers!”

“Cheers!”

Meanwhile, those who already had a glass of strong vodka started pouring and drinking. Nikolai also took out the chicken burger he had eaten earlier and ate it as a snack and drank vodka.

“Big… Because I live for this taste!”

“Do you all come here often?”

“Okay! Captain Petrov is also frequent. The owner is very kind… I’m pretty good at cooking… .”

Well, you better not come here. Nikolai thought so. The owner got mad at what he was doing so well, but he didn’t look really angry.

“Ah no, by the way… Why do we have the same surname as the newly appointed comrade?”

“Yes?”

“Hagisa, it’s such a common name… Sigh… It’s true, we’re talking about it, but I’m really envious of that yangban.”

The man is right in front of you. Nikolai, who did not know that he was going to gossip about himself already, smirked and drank only vodka.

“Ugh, did you see all the medals on that yangban’s chest? I’m going to have to get some breast augmentation surgery soon because there’s a lot of flashy stuff like that. Uh-huh!”

Whoops, while drinking, Nikolai spit out the vodka in his mouth at a sudden noise.

“What? what? No, why… Is this gender reassignment surgery?”

“Pu ha ha ha ha! First time hearing this? Because there is not enough space in my chest… Wouldn’t it make more room for decorations if you make it bulge?”

A man named Major Markov giggled as he pulled up the flesh of his thick chest and made it look like a woman’s breast. The other soldiers said they were right, applauding and laughing until the floor of the bar went off.

“Ha ha ha ha ha… Whoa, that’s really fun… .”

“Fhahahaha… There is not one or two humor about that man.”

“!!!”

No, what did I do? Nikolai thought that this humor should be buried, as if this humor was passed on to Katia, it would probably be passed on to Stanislav until he saw his grandson.

“Do you know what the two stars on the man’s shoulder are actually?”

“… What is that?”

“Pu-Hop, Pu-H-Hah, that’s actually fire*.”

???

Nikolai was absurd. Perhaps this is also a well-known humor, the other officers have already tried to die of laughter by grabbing their belly button and banging on the table.

“Isn’t that gentleman the craftsman who plucked MacArthur’s eggs from India? So, one pair was taken from above and the other pair was put on in place of the insignia… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha… .”

It was so ridiculous that it made me laugh. MacArthur’s fire*!

“Why is that *al?”

“Oh, it has a lot in common… Now, what’s precious to a man when you see it, and screams when you hold it tight?”

“naturally… .”

“exactly! Now, if you want MacArthur to scream, hold onto that precious thing… .”

I clenched my fists as Markov was furry, and people laughed and shook their heads. Nikolai thought he could understand a bit more now, so it was ridiculous, but he nodded.

“It’s so new… Lots of new humor. Everyone, I know what you think of Comrade Warden.”

“cancer! Still better than other pig-like officers with only fat on their stomachs and shit on their heads. Still, that yangban doesn’t have enough oil for his belly, doesn’t he?”

I have some. Nikolai, who had been stabbed and lightly touched his stomach, was relieved that he was still drinking alcohol every day and that he was better than those who had poop in his stomach.

“Hmm… A lot of high-ranking officers have some trouble?”

“It won’t happen anywhere. Who is it, Colonel Popov habitually touches the soldiers’ corrosive fees… Lieutenant Colonel Ivanov had molested a female nurse in the past, but he just skipped over to see if he knew someone at the top… .”

Since they were middle-level managers in charge of the unit’s work, they seemed to know everything about it.

“One or two years… You are not human.”

“Hey, are there one or two thieves?”

I couldn’t bear to touch the humus rain if I didn’t know anything else.

My Hershey! my cutlet! my chicken!!!

There were few things that made me happy in a fucking army. Touch that important corrosion?

“I am… Let’s go take a look. I have work at home… .”

“Hey, Captain Petrov, what are you doing like San-sama?”

“Hahaha… I will pay for everything that has come out so far as a penalty for leaving.”

“Wow! wow! Petrov Ura!”

Of course, their disapproval soon turned to enthusiastic cheers. If you give out everything you’ve eaten so far, you can eat as much as you’ve eaten so far!

There were a few bottles of strong vodka lying on the table for some drunkards, but it seemed that it was not enough to fill their alcohol intake.

“I then… See you next time.”

“Good! Next time I will buy it!”

Well. I don’t think so. Nikolai paid and left the bar with the names of the damn corrupt officers on his head.

* * *

“So who are Popov and Ivanov here?”

“Yes! Comrade General! Colonel Popov!”

“Lieutenant Colonel Ivanov!”

The next morning, Nikolai, dressed in a uniform bearing the Order of the People’s Heroes and the Order of the Legion d’Honneur, convened a general cadre meeting. Yesterday’s captain’s majors didn’t seem to notice that Nikolai was the ‘Captain Petrov’ yesterday, as they were dreaming that they weren’t drunk yet.

“Colonel Popov. They say you got your hands on the soldiers’ caustics. Is it true?”

“Yes? What are you talking about… .”

“I guess I should just look at this and tell you.”

The atmosphere of the executive meeting froze in an instant. Nikolai threw a thick wad of documents at his feet, and Popov picked it up with a pale face.

“Take it away!”

“Oh, no! I’m not the only one who ate… Save me!”

In an instant, the military police arrived and dragged Popov away. Even Ivanov’s face was darkened and died because the back end was so wrinkled.

“Lieutenant Colonel Ivanov. You… No, we have already secured the testimony, so tell the military police about the rest.”

“That’s… That woman… Aww!”

Four large military police officers walked back and grabbed Ivanov’s limbs and dragged him away. The executive meeting became so cold that even breathing could be heard.

“There are going to be quite a few people who are swearing here. Rest assured that the military police are investigating… .”

Still, not all were corrupt. In particular, a person like yesterday’s Major Markov quickly found out at night and said that the soldiers had a fairly good reputation and ability.

Nikolai joked that he was going to have to drag the unit with him anyway, trying to get rid of the frozen atmosphere.

“Whoever told me, the two stars on my shoulder are two MacArthur’s fires*, huh huh… Actually, only one pair belongs to MacArthur. I was promoted to brigadier general before I left.”

“Hmm?!”

Now, as if recognizing yesterday’s young captain, the drunken officers began to get nervous. Nikolai smiled somehow.

“Well, actually, it’s pretty good. Ego… And yesterday, it was reported that the officers were getting fat from drinking and had serious physical problems… .”

He tossed off his robe, revealing a slightly chubby but muscular upper body. Seeing the scars everywhere, they sobbed and took a deep breath.

“Let’s solve it with canter! Go military! We are the people’s army!”

I became Stalin chapter 288

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